Eisenhower's Literary Magazine
June, 2004
I'm Afraid of the Grahams!
By Tara
They're here! Oh, where?
They're almost everywhere!
They invade your house,
Being silent as a mouse.
They don't have a home,
Like a beaver with its dam.
These scary little things
are chocolate teddy grahams!
They crawl into a box
And jump into your cart
And your mom thinks it's you
When you don't have a chance to start.
Then they climb the table tops
And leave their nest with crumbs
But YOU didn't spill
So it makes you look dumb.
They're evil little demons, I say!
Throw their box in the fire!
Don't let them come back!
They're all little liars!
Their invasion is coming
And so soon, I fear!
Maybe in 2010
or maybe even next year!
I'm Afraid of the Grahams!
By Tara
They're here! Oh, where?
They're almost everywhere!
They invade your house,
Being silent as a mouse.
They don't have a home,
Like a beaver with its dam.
These scary little things
are chocolate teddy grahams!
They crawl into a box
And jump into your cart
And your mom thinks it's you
When you don't have a chance to start.
Then they climb the table tops
And leave their nest with crumbs
But YOU didn't spill
So it makes you look dumb.
They're evil little demons, I say!
Throw their box in the fire!
Don't let them come back!
They're all little liars!
Their invasion is coming
And so soon, I fear!
Maybe in 2010
or maybe even next year!
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